Answer AN’s question without answering AN’s question
AN: What do you think about pizza?
BN: Well, you know Pizza is Pizza and you know, Pizza is a food and well… the Italians and their Pizza with the sauce, you know the sauce with the tomatoes, and well, the cheese, you know the cheese, and you know sometimes the crust, it is thick but it can also be thin, and sometimes there is other toppings, and well, you know that’s what I think about Pizza, yeah.
BN, what do you like about TSP?
It’s literally just… the best Pacific!
AN, do you like flying? If so, why?
Yup! I mostly like the view
AN, do you like pie?
I do not answer political questions
BN, what is your favorite number?
I don’t believe in math, what’s a number?
BN, do you hate pine trees?
Pine trees are a conspiracy theory.
Does BN touch grass regularly?
Not on concrete roads.
BN, is pineapple pizza delicious?
Well, first we would have to define exactly what a pizza is, and then define pineapple. As this may delve into theological territory, let’s leave it at “30”.
BN, do you know what’s big? (And no, it’s not a haircut)
Huh, I wonder. I don’t know what objects around me has been named ‘big’.
BN, how much does the average Boeing 737-800 cost?
106,100,000 USD
BN, how much does the average kidney c- I mean, kidney BEAN cost?
Apparently, the kidney costs like $150,000 according to some sources and this can of beans I found was like $5. But since you said ‘bean’, which is singular, I guess about $150,000.05
BN, is your mattress soft?
How soft is ‘soft’ for you?
BN, what’s the funniest joke you ever heard?
I don’t rank jokes every time I hear one.
BN, what is better: chalkboard or whiteboard
Oh, and we’re just discriminating against blackboards??
BN, why are goblin sharks the objectively best shark?
Why would you think there are some sharks better than others? Isn’t that called discrimination?
BN, how much should a cup of lemonade cost?
Lemonade is already a scam, you didn’t know?
BN, should doorknobs be shiny?
No, we shouldn’t have doorknobs at all.
BN, is cheese overrated?
Good question. Many people eat cheese, and some do rate the cheese, like how many stars for a cheese. Not quite sure if they are over-rated.
BN, which side of an egg should we use when cracking them open?
egg is egg. period
BN, is spamming the RMB w/ music a good idea in your opinion?
Nah, because its spamming/breaking rules. I’m fine with it if its only a few at a time
BN, do you like cats?