We should be asking why ice cream is the best dessert and not whether or not it is. Simply put, ice cream brings a greater volume of delight to the brain of the average homo sapiens than other desserts such as the inferior cake or pie. We already know this fact, but we do not know why. Therefore, the goal of finding the reason as to why ice cream brings the greatest amount of joy to most of mankind is of greater importance.
BN, why do I want to tickle my eyeballs?
How should I know, they’re your eyes, not mine.
BN, why do some dogs seem demonically possessed every now and then?
Dogs being dogs. They’ll grow out of it
BN, why is the ocean blue? What if I want it to be red? Or purple?
The ocean because the Blue God wanted it to be. If you want the ocean to be a different colour, you have to change which God you worship.
BN, what is 1+1?
It’s a number, a plus symbol, and a number.
BN, favorite thing you like about a normal passenger plane?
The casket in the cargo hold.
BN, should lasik be performed on dolphins?
Who? I know what a dolphin is atleast 
Should cheese be on pizza?
Only if it’s on pizza.
BN, what’s the point of cereal boxes?
To create obstacles obviously.
Do you think soup is overrated?
Soup is a lie, you can’t rate something that doesn’t exist in the first place.
BN, have you ever had a brick thrown through your window?
I only throw bricks through windows I don’t own
Why is pepper jack the best cheese?
Pepper… jack? As in, a lumberjack? As in spruce trees? As in coniferous? As in redwoods? As in painted popsicle sticks? Then yes.
BN, what gives you fire?
It depends on the situation… and the meaning of fire in the context. Tell me both and then, I’ll think about it.
BN, What is your favourite foreign food?
Any food that is not from my country, of course!
BN, do you have any desire to search for hay bales?
I didn’t, but now I have.
BN, do you prefer coffee or tea?
Uh… cold water would do
BN, does your house have enough windows?
Well, the windows I currently have allow enough light but not enough UV rays in. How is free-radical substitution to form halogenoalkanes gonna happen without enough UV rays? The property developers need to be sued!
BN, how much water should you drink to stop peeing blood?
About 15 Gallons
BN, up or down?
Right
BN, What is your name?
It is something I use to identify myself to other fellow homo sapiens and my homo erectus cousins.
BN, what is in Tar Nation?