BN, no, really, where is sentosa?
Where is it? Singapore?
Where is Singapore?
In Singapore
BN, did Jamie Oliver fuck up egg fried rice?
Yep
”You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying” -Uncle Roger
BN, what do you think?
Mulan’s gonna start singing when she sees the rice -Uncle Roger
Good
BN, Who is Auntie Esther?
Not sure, I only watch Steven He most of the time
BN, A stands for Average, B stands for…
Beaten to death
BN, what is C
Capital punishment
BN, what is D
Drugged by Duwa and Konsa
BN, what is F
Failure!
”Failures, you know, those things you call children” -Steven He
BN, why aren’t you asleep
I can’t sleep
And F means Fucked your whole life up
I’m gonna sleep soon
BN, have you ever been on China Southern Airlines?
No
BN, Have you ever been on China Eastern Airlines?
No, I’ve been on China Southern
BN, have you ever been on Air China?
No
BN, have you ever been on Ryanair?
Nope
BN, ever been on Korean Air?
No
BN, ever been on Cathay Pacific?
Nope
BN, when will you sleep? I’m going to bed now
I can’t
BN, good night!
Good night!
BN, I have to leave a question here, so, how many national anthems do you know? I can sing four (South Korea, China, South Africa and Kenya)