My evil villain lair placed over there! looks at my evil villain lair placed over there
BN, when will we bomb Konsa’s delinquent home?
My evil villain lair placed over there! looks at my evil villain lair placed over there
BN, when will we bomb Konsa’s delinquent home?
Exactly 13:32 UTC on the third of February 2026
BN, how many bombs shall we target at Konsa’s home?
63,456 bombs
Should we live stream the fireworks?
Yes so I can watch it
Bn??
Huh?
BN, should we worry about Konsa retaliating?
Nah because I don’t posses weapons of mass destruction
Bn, will you nuke my home today please
No.
BN, should we evacuate all the people of Alabama excluding Konsa?
Noooo
Why would you do that?
Because we’re kind people.
Are all the memes about Alabama real?
Yes, which is why we should bomb it.
BN, can you do Indiana too? Hopefully starting with Gary
Sure!!
BN, how many bombs should we target at Zhuang?
56,789
When should we do this auspicious bombings?
Exactly 30 seconds after we start bombing Konsa.
BN, but where do we get all those bombs? Do you have some remaining from N-Day?
I bet Konsa has some
BN, will Konsa give us some bombs to bomb him
I think so
BN, what do you think
Yes
Bn?
Huh
BN, somebody said that deep frying Konsa is a better idea than making him into soup. Should I make Konsa Fry?
Yes I love fried konsa
Do you?
Idk never cooked that before
BN, when should I cook Konsa?
Right now but make sure I’m completely cooked through
BN, you understand?