Andersmeda for Craziest!

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Hello! I am Andersmeda, and I am running to be the craziest person in TSP!

What I have done in the past is of little importance, for I believe what is most important is what I will do in the future. If elected, I will…

  1. Start my own restaurant that will make Benevitan Kitchen (a restaurant that, I must add, is run by terrorists) go out of business
  2. Ban broccoli cake because dessert should never be healthy
  3. Spam!
  4. Learn another language
  5. Invade another country, and then take them over, and then kindly donate the land of that country to TSP because everything I do… I do for the region :military_helmet:
  6. Give everyone free ice cream along with any other dessert of their choosing :soft_ice_cream: :shortcake: :pie:
  7. Bring back ANOTHER SEASON of The Tournament of Losers! :popcorn:

Vote Andersmeda! :heart:

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pulls out a microphone from nowhere
Andersmeda. Recent…concerning allegations have come out that you are NEVER on the rmb! How can the RMB, which is home to the latino-goth polish femoby tomboy tom girl harem and the family tree which runs in circles accept you as the craziest person? Do you have any comments for these allegations?

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Hello there :wave:
I am here to ask a couple of questions.

  1. Are you sure Benevitan Kitchen is run by terrorists instead of kind chefs who also like to make alarms?
  2. What language will you learn if elected? How is it connected to craziness?
  3. Would you like to learn gibberish?
  4. Do you plan to become a bully when elected?
  5. For that human rights abusing tournament, will you try live-streaming it across the entire region?
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It is true, yes, that I am rarely on the RMB. However, not never! I have THREE whole RMB posts (soon to be four), two of which were on the same day! Though this may not be quite as many as others, is is just because the forums are my home. I live here, and airfare is expensive, so it is just not within the budget to make frequent trips to the RMB. I do visit though!

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Hi Cayo :waving_hand:

  1. I am absolutely sure
  2. I will learn French, because Duo has been hounding me to do so, and since it’s French or the trench I choose French
  3. I already know it
  4. A bully? Pshhh… Andersmeda is THE most peaceful of nations, always and forever, as led by our most benevolent queen
  5. First of all, it is not a human rights abusing tournament, those peasants who participate do not have rights. Second of all, while that is an interesting idea, I am hesitant to do so considering the amount of international hate our nation’s valued cultural tradition has received in past months. So… perhaps. I’d have to consider it more.
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Who was the greatest American VP during the time period 2009-2017?

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Joe Biden, without a doubt.

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What time do you go to bed?

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During the weekdays pretty early, and then I usually pull all-nighters on the weekends.

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Is Disney the best thing in the world and should be worshipped by all of TSP?

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100000000000000000000000% yes!!

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where are the shoes

or feet

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The shoes are on the feet but the feet are gone because the feet were cut off by that guy, what guy? The guy right there. Yes that guy the one with the feet he is holding them, uh oh, now he’s throwing them, uh oh, there’s a foot about to crash into you. Haha. You got hit with a foot. So goofy.