Hiii besties
I have been nominated for 
craziest person by Cayo so here’s some things I’ve done (they’re not even crazy they’re just amazing cause I’m an amazing nation so everything I do is amazing):
- Executed 4 people this week by tossing them into a volcano very elegantly
- Executed 62 people this month alone by the same method
- Killed Bambi
- Defended my nation by “invading” (or whatever) our neighbor and killing a bunch of their people, I don’t even think that’s crazy, but I got called crazy for it, so I’ll put it here
- Brought back the guillotine (pretty
yeah?) - Destroyed MEAT: this is the only one of these that’s not just amazing but also actually crazy because who would have thought my humble (but amazing and uber powerful and militarily unmatched) nation could destroy those terrorists? Certainly not me. But I did. With the dear help of Franz, of course, and TEAM.
- Made public execution a nationally televised talent show
- Ate a worm
That’s all I can think of off the top of my head, byeeee!
