(xylophone music begins)
I don’t want a lot for craziest
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the vote counts
Under Kris Kringle’s vote tally
I just want you to be zany
Bananas with just a touch of loony
Make my wish come true
All I want for craziest is you
I don’t want a lot for craziest
There is just one thing I need
And I don’t care about the vote counts
Underneath Kris Kringle’s vote tally
I don’t need you to campaign, I don’t need to have a clue
Santa Claus won′t make me happy with someone who’s not wild and new
I just want you to be zany
Bananas with just a touch of loony
Make my wish come true
All I want for craziest is you
You, baby
Oh, I won′t ask for much this election
Just a little loosened screw
I′m just gonna keep on waiting for just the right kind of cuckoo
I won’t make a list and send it to the ballot for good old Kris
I won′t even stay awake to watch those vote counts tick and tick
'Cause I just want you to delight
Going wild while I hold on tight
What more can I do?
Oh baby, all I want for craziest is you
You, baby
Ah, oh, all the polls are closing so quickly everywhere
And the sound of last-minute speeches fills the air
And everyone is voting
I see those vote counts running
Santa, won’t you bring me the one I really need?
Won’t you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don′t want a lot for craziest
This is all I′m asking for
I just wanna see you reigning
As the craziest forevermore
I just want you to be zany
Bananas with just a touch of loony
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for craziest is you
You, baby
All I want for craziest is you, baby (×4)
Please remember to vote for you in the Craziest Person election! An easy way to differentiate between you and I is to remember that you should be the second person on the ballot, and I should be the first.
