Your honors,
before even addressing the lackluster evidence, the Court has erred in finding probable cause. For an action to be considered Electoral Fraud, the Criminal Code requires “underlying corrupt purpose”. Petitioner did not show any underlying corrupt purpose, nor did the Court discover it as part of the case, ergo there could not have been probable cause to indict my client in the first place. This is a grave mistake by this Court and an injustice to my Client. The probable cause requirement for an indictment in the Judicial Act is a crucial safeguard against wrongful prosecution, protecting members from being dragged through legal proceedings without legitimate grounds, from reputational harm, and potential unwarranted punishment. To allow this indictment to stand would set a dangerous precedent.
For now, we will eschew appealing the indictment as a process violation as per Judicial Act 7.3, under the assumption that the Court will swiftly conclude with the obvious determination of Not Guilty.
Addressing the presented log snippet, it is clear that no reasonable viewer could conclude that this is, in any way, a serious attempt at fraudulently manipulating the Delegate election. In fact, this log snippet itself demonstrate the satirical manner of my client’s actions, with statements like “manically cackle”, “100% of the fun, 10% of the work”, and “causing people to chuckle”.
The context where the above log snippet takes place makes this obvious as well: Petitioner claims that the channel in question is open to multiple people that have been proscribed in the South Pacific, and while that may be true, the channel is also open to multiple members of Souith Pacifican security infrastructure. The log snippet itself shows Penguin, former Delegate, former CRS member and current member of the Coral Guard, being present and active in the channel. Most notably, another member in that channel is Kringalia, who not only is a currently sitting CRS member but also the election commissioner for the very election in question. Other notable mentions include current Coral Guard members Amerion and Griffindor13. Any serious attempt at undermining the electoral processes of the South Pacific would obviously be conducted out of the immediate sight of those members responsible for ensuring the safety of the South Pacific (and in particular, out of sight of that election’s EC).
It is notable that Petitioner did not provide the regional telegram that my client mentioned in the log snippet, even though they, as a World Assembly member residing in the South Pacific when that telegram was sent, clearly had received it. The reason is clear: the telegram further reinforces the obvious satirical nature of my client’s actions. Here it is in full:
The notion that a reasonable person could interpret this in any way other than satire is patently absurd.
Even if the Court were to take this absurd view, this cannot possibly be judged to be Electoral Fraud. As mentioned in the opening, no underlying corrupt purpose has been demonstrated, which the Criminal Code requires. Petitioner did not show, and the Court did not discover, that any individuals actually fulfilled my client’s satirical request. Neither did Petitioner show, nor the Court discover, any further coordination that would be required for such a scheme. No mens rea and no actus rea means that no crime was committed.
To convict based on this would be an outright miscarriage of justice. The evidence does not support Electoral Fraud, nor does the evidence support this indictment in the first place. I urge this Court to correct its mistake and find my client not guilty without hesitation.