[2242.AB] Amendment to the Cultural Act

[ProfessorHenn]

Greetings to the Assembly.

In the interests of our sober and younger members of the Coalition, I would like to introduce an amendment to the Cultural Act that includes a non-alcoholic version of our beloved South Pacific Iced Tea.

(7) The official alcoholic beverage of the region is South Pacific Iced Tea, the recipe of which shall be composed of but not exclusive to:

1. vodka,
2. rum,
3. tequila,
4. blue curaçao, and
5. lemon-lime soda.

[add] (8) The official non-alcoholic beverage of the region is Southern Iced Tea, the recipe of which shall be composed of but not exclusive to:

1. sour mix,
2. lemon-lime soda, and
3. an orange twist. [/add]

(9) (8) The official headwear of the region is the lampshade.

[Pronoun]

Reminds me of when I was young and naïve and thought SPIT was literally just tea.

Good times.

[flowerpetal]

As much as I enjoy the idea of an official drink that I am legally allowed to drink, I don’t think we should be codifying something that isn’t already a part of TSP culture.

[maluhia]

I don’t drink alcohol (sober-ish reasons). However, we don’t really need an official non-alcoholic drink. Though, I like the general idea — the Cultural Act is definitely a place for potential amendments to be added.

[ProfessorHenn]

I am dropping this proposal from serious consideration.

[maluhia]

I understand, however, could you tell us why is that so?

[Sandaoguo]

For the record, a non-alcoholic version still needs to be blue-greenish. Blue curacao syrup exists and it’s just an orange flavored simple syrup.