From: Proctethia
Date: 2020-11-21 13:34:01 UTC
So, um... hi Proccie.
Sorry, that was a bit rude. We hardly know each other. Or at least, I don’t know you.
Dear Mr. Proctethia,
You are still male… right?
Am I embarrassing you? I think I am. But to be fair, I look back at all former variations of myself with regret “WHY DID I DO THAT?!”.
Preditor’s notes: It’s only been a few days and I regret writing that so much.
Editor’s notes: Combining Proctethia and editor is a bad idea.
What’s big going on in 2022? Here in 2020, err well, that’s obvious. COVID-19. That still going on in your time? Does the world still even exist? Do you even exist? Are you even reading this? Am I even writing this?
Please tell me my humour has evolved from painfully unfunny jokes (like this one).
Do you still play NS? I just had an 8(?) day break, due to not being able to access NS, yay.
Let’s try and at least put some sense of order into this… letter(?)… I promise my English is better than this usually!
So, Section 1: What has happened in NS?
I joined, I guess.
Well, that’s silly. I did join, I’m not guessing.
September 2nd. My pretitle was Community, my animal was Procteh, and my currency was a Pound. I had been searching for a geo-political stule game for a while. This wasn’t what I was actually looking for, but I hit jackpot.
Regrettably (but probably for the best) I have deleted my first RMB post, but the remains of my second (also deleted) live on through being quoted.
In response to my welcome telegram from Somyrion/Auneltopia, I sent this monstrosity of writing:
“Hi, Thanks for the message.
Our nation looks forward to our times in the South Pacific.
However, it will be a couple of days before we get involved.
Good Day.
Henry Appleson
High Ranking Citizen in Proctethia.”
Agh.
I responded to early recruitment too: “
Hi, Thank for the invite.
Your invite sounds good and all but for now while I still get to grips, I shall stay how I am.
Sorry to turn you down although I may join you in future.
Goodbye.
Representative of Proctethia”
“We have come to a decision.
Sorry but the answer is no.
We are assured that you are a wonderful region, but we will stay how we are for now.
Proctethia”
“Thanks for the Invite.
We are assured we would have a wonderful time in Lasagna.
However our answer is a no. Well sort of. We may join you in the future but not now.
Proctethia”
“Thanks, but no.
We may have a great time in Europeia, but still, no.
We are not particularly after power and we are fairly happy at the moment.
Proctethia”
To my surprise, these aren’t that bad (still bad though).
I’m not going to copy and paste all my telegrams sent, but I would like to point out that, as of writing this, it is my one year anniversary of receiving telegrams from all troll. Yay. Celebration. Party.
Oh, right! Party! TSP is where the party never ends! Let’s talk about TSP. The world is not all about me. I am very insignificant. And this is a great place to change subjects.
But I’m going to continue talking about myself anyway. It’s not like I get arrogant everyday.
So, in the early days, I would assume I was seen as a nation that would disappear after a few weeks. But here I am today. I had some idols like Hanguk-Nippon, TSSS, Si-Topia, Beepee, Lily Pad Nation, and perhaps some others.
Co-incidentally, the first posts Auphelia and Rabbitz quoted of mine were the same one. You’ll learn more about them later.
There isn’t much I believe I need to tell you. Not until November, anyways. That was the first LC elections I experienced. I almost ran in it. I planned too. I then decided I should wait. The outgoing LC were Aidenfieeld, Auphelia and Hanguk-Nippon and the incoming were Beepee (Woo!!!), Concrete Slab and Zess (who, by the way, said they were quitting NS a few months before hand.
Wait, wait, wait! We missed a few things out. Let’s start with Ha-Hollowe’en(!). I joined the TSP discord. I think it was for Z-day. Now the Discord was really insignificant to me in future, so you weren’t hear a lot about it.
Then, with November, comes NaNoWriMo. My first NaNo! That was fun!
December, that contained Christmas/Seraph’s Birthday and Christmas, duh.
Oh, Steamie and Rly8h. Around November-January I met them. They were cool. I liked them. I miss them.
Moving on to March it is my second LC election and this time I ran! And I won! Somehow! Probably because I was competing against someone who withdrawed due to RL, a joke campaign and RON (no offence RON).
So, stuff happens, drewpocalypse, Rabbitz leaves the LC to became chair of the assembly-
Oh yeah! Rabbitz and Auphelia. My co-councillors. Coincedentally, their first posts quoting me was the same post.
Now, I move onto the most important thing that happened (so far) in my NS career. Sometime around this time, The Great Parkguinius joined nations.
He was a joy, a beauty, a pain. We very much had a hate-love relation, especially extending to the Discord-
and then Parky was banned from NS :sad_face:
But as of right now, I am the only person who knows about the fact he still has a nation - Saint Cinder. 
Anyways, now Volaworand and Drystar have joined the LC with Auphelia, Amerion is now delegate. The MoRA became the MoC, MoE and MoM, and the MoMA became the MoD, and the MoFA didn’t change.
In roleplay, I recently joined the Pacifica RP, and Proctethia is about to become a Dalek Empire.
Anyways, yoohoo from me!
Proctethia/Proxtethia/Proktethia/Protethia/Procustera/Prorktevenais/Prorktevenais Alksj/Procus Rega/Proc/Proct/Procty/Procci/Proccie/Procy/Proccy/Proctie/Pro/Prok/Prokkie/Prokty/Apollo/<3 all you crazy TSPers! May the part always stay with you. :tspheart:
