I ban AN for writing too much
I ban AN for disliking poetry
I ban AN for liking poetry
I ban AN for living in one of the four American states that start with the letter ‘A’
I ban AN for not living in the best state to start with the letter A
I ban AN for obviously living in Appalachia
I ban AN for living in Saskatchewan
I ban AN for living somewhere, in a place
I ban AN for having a time zone one hour ahead of mine.
I ban AN for living in a timezone exactly 12 hours ahead of mine
I ban AN for living in a time zone earlier than mine
I ban AN for being wrong in the post quoted below (look carefully, they are not one hour ahead of you).
I ban AN for being correct
I ban AN for being incorrect
I ban AN for being correct about my incorrectness.
I ban AN because AN
I ban AN because
I BAN An
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