I ban AN for glottophobia
I ban AN for using a long word
I ban AN for hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
I ban AN for being weird
I ban AN for calling me weird
I ban AN for not being hit with a apple pie.
I ban AN for wishing violence upon me
I ban AN for not having a mango flavored ice cream in their mouth right now
I ban AN for making me hungry and now I am going to go get ice cream
I ban AN for being hungry
I ban AN for banning innocent nations like myself for natural humans behaviors
I ban AN for no reason.
I ban AN because what is life without reason? Without purpose? Without ice cream?
I ban AN for not preferring cake over ice cream.
I ban AN for being an ignorant cakeist
I ban AN for having a cute-puppy-and-a-butterfly picture as their pfp.
I ban AN for thinking the puppy in my pfp is cute (I agree such a cute doggo)
I ban AN for posting just now
I ban AN for doing that too
I ban AN for being more cheerful than me today