I ban AN for not taking my side dish
I ban AN for not taking my side dish of mashed potatoes
I ban AN for not taking my side dish of mashed potatoes and grated cheese
I ban AN for never even offering it to me because I totally wouldâve accepted it
I ban AN for being sullen non-ironicly
I ban AN for being mostly water
I ban AN for also being mostly water.
I ban AN for not being completely water
I ban AN for giving attention to a form of substance that is not cake, pie, or ice cream (I love ice cream)
I ban AN for not having pie as their favorite
I ban AN because I am exercising my god given right to do so
I ban AN as a premptive strike
I ban AN for presuming
I ban AN for reasons known only to me
I ban AN cuz uh huh
I ban AN uh-huh!
I ban AN cuz NUH UH
I ban AN for having cooties
I ban AN for claiming I have something that doesnât exist
I ban AN for hahahahahahahha