mashed llama kidneys
, not to mention
Trump’s hair Linguini
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a fresh toupee
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colored using liquified
Cheeto dust and
Blue port-a-potty liquid
imported from Canada.
Quite a delicacy,
said Pyro slurping
his Kentucky Flambéed
burnt chicken soup
And reading the
Onion, about weird
hairstyles from the
North and South
Poles, where the
penguins, polar bears
and drunk clowns
had lots of