(9) CATEGORY: Statement by a Character
Official Statement from the Imperator of the Empire of Yastead
To the feeble minds of the Lutezzik Federation and its pitiful propaganda machine, we, the mighty Yaz, issue this statement to denounce the laughable allegations concocted in their futile attempts to defame our great nation. Such feeble attempts to sow discord and tarnish our reputation will not go unchallenged.
The Yaz Imperator scoffs at these baseless accusations of involvement in the Conflict Region turmoil. We have no interest in meddling in the affairs of insignificant nations like Esserix. We are a sovereign and powerful nation, focused solely on the progress and prosperity of our glorious people.
It is evident that Lutezzik’s leaders are grasping at straws to distract from their own incompetence and internal struggles. Their feeble minds have conjured up fantasies of Yaz interference to explain their own failures. We have no time for such petty nonsense.
The Yaz Imperator wishes to make it clear that any attempts to tarnish our name will be met with severe consequences. We stand ready to defend our honor and crush any who dare to challenge the might of Yastead. Our nation is impenetrable, and our resolve is unwavering.
In conclusion, the Yaz Imperator dismisses these absurd allegations with disdain and encourages the Lutezzik Federation to focus on its own shortcomings rather than fabricating tales of Yaz involvement. We demand that they retract these false claims immediately and issue a public apology for their baseless accusations. Failure to comply will only further expose the Lutezzik Federation as a feeble and insignificant entity.
Long live the Yaz Imperator! Glory to the mighty nation of Yaz!