King of the Hill v2

maluhia · September 14, 2022, 1:31am

builds a mountain

Of_the_Ages · September 14, 2022, 2:45am

This is my hill now!

Nicholas · September 14, 2022, 8:39am

But now it’s mine

Of_the_Ages · September 14, 2022, 11:40am

Mine!!!

Nicholas · September 14, 2022, 2:36pm

No its mine

maluhia · September 15, 2022, 1:07am

Queen

Of_the_Ages · September 15, 2022, 2:31am

I shall henceforth and forevermore be known as the supreme monarchal dictatorial autocratic king of this esteemed hill over which the likes of you peasants are fighting!

Comfed · September 15, 2022, 2:47am

hmm the grass on this hill is super dry, it would be a shame if a fire were to suddenly be started…

Of_the_Ages · September 15, 2022, 2:48am

Prescribed fire time!

Comfed · September 15, 2022, 3:30am

Oh no one said anything about “prescribed”.

Of_the_Ages · September 15, 2022, 3:36am

Well I just did. And I’m carefully burning this hill before you can smoke me off of it.

Comfed · September 15, 2022, 3:41am

Are you familiar with the video of the guy who accidentally blows up his entire backyard trying to smoke out some ants with propane?

Of_the_Ages · September 15, 2022, 3:50am

Why would you do that?!?!

Also please don’t do that to me

Comfed · September 15, 2022, 3:51am

Oops, dropped a lit match!

Of_the_Ages · September 15, 2022, 3:54am

Hmm I do hope that gas is a flame retardant.

throws gasoline over comfed

Comfed · September 15, 2022, 4:01am

Aaah aaah hot hot hot

Of_the_Ages · September 15, 2022, 4:01am

Hmm, perhaps I was wrong. My hill now at least.

Comfed · September 15, 2022, 4:15am

I am going to get the zoning board to demolish this hill.

Of_the_Ages · September 15, 2022, 4:22am

What?!? You can’t destroy my hill!

Comfed · September 15, 2022, 4:24am

No I cannot. The Zoning board can though. Your only hope is to subdivide before it is too late.