King of the Hill v2

Lampshade Bar and Grill
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Tis thines

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My hill

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My hill

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Makes konsa hallucinate causing him to see cake

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Someone interested in free cakes, pies and ice cream? They’re definitely not laced with cyanide or something.

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Anyone interested in frozen solid cakes, pies and ice cream? I am definitely not going to launch them at you.

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new hill, conceived in cake and idiocity, and dedicated to the proposition that all of it belongs to KingAceIII.

Now we are engaged in a great war for the hill, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long capture. We are met on a great battle-field for that hill. We have come to take the full hill, as a final place for those who the hill rightfully belongs to and so that that nation might live on this hill. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this hill. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to ban or allow. The world will little note, nor long remember which imposters claim the hill belongs to, but it can never forget who the hill truly belongs to. It is for us the righteous, rather, to be dedicated here to take the hill for which we have fought for. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a this hill, a hill of freedom—and that hill of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not be stolen from us. So I conclude this speech from the heavens to say. This is…my hill.

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Im not reading all that. My hill

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No you dumb. My hill. Grog want this hill, Grog get this hill.

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If we sent an immortal domesticated cat back in time, would it be named Ooga-Booga?

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Yes. Now Ooga-Booga takes over the hill in my name.

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You don’t even have enough posts to be listed as frequent, it’s not ya hill

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Jarvis, Keelhaul @Legend

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My hill

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Jarvis, Deport @Konsa to Maxtopia

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5226

What are these new reactions?

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My hillll

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Injects you with type 69 diabetes

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5229

I think that’s illegal

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I won