NElN
As King of the Hill, I will build a massive castle just for myself
Nah man, we gotta go Imperial Capital
We?
Hell yeah!
Let’s rule over this hill together!
that’s cute. I’ll take things from here though
Not if I’m here!
I mean, you already have the “lord” title so…
How about we turn this into a peasant revolt, comrades?
I will not let any of you rabble rousers infringe upon my hill!
I’ve been infringing on this hill since September of '22
Despite that, our fight won’t be over soon
That’s because this hill, and all hills, will forever be mine!
But what about that one?
distracts you by pointing at some distant object
uses opportunity to storm up the hill
While you storm up the hill, I follow suit, awaiting an opportunity to take the hill that is mine by birthright.
Actually guys, the hill is mine
And it has always been
-Shocker-
As a matter of fact, I’ve hired an attorney solely for the purpose of reclaiming my rightful hill.
Objection! This hill is mine.
But the hill is made of tritol, and I have a lighter
It’s such a shame that I’m holding 3 adorable puppies, a monkey wearing pants, and a parrot while standing on this hill which is mine.
but i have da crown