King of the Hill v2

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NElN

As King of the Hill, I will build a massive castle just for myself

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Nah man, we gotta go Imperial Capital

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We?

Hell yeah!

Let’s rule over this hill together!

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that’s cute. I’ll take things from here though

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Not if I’m here!

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I mean, you already have the “lord” title so…

How about we turn this into a peasant revolt, comrades?

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I will not let any of you rabble rousers infringe upon my hill!

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I’ve been infringing on this hill since September of '22

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Despite that, our fight won’t be over soon

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That’s because this hill, and all hills, will forever be mine!

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But what about that one?

distracts you by pointing at some distant object

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uses opportunity to storm up the hill

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While you storm up the hill, I follow suit, awaiting an opportunity to take the hill that is mine by birthright.

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Actually guys, the hill is mine

And it has always been

-Shocker-

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As a matter of fact, I’ve hired an attorney solely for the purpose of reclaiming my rightful hill.
Objection! This hill is mine.

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But the hill is made of tritol, and I have a lighter

It’s such a shame that I’m holding 3 adorable puppies, a monkey wearing pants, and a parrot while standing on this hill which is mine.

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but i have da crown :crown: