Election Commission
July 2026 Regional Election
Indiana Elected Creaziest Person
Winning Count: ∞ / 438864 (∞%) preferences in the first round
Turnout: 438864 / 76 (5774.53%)
Valid Votes: 438864 / 76 (5774.53%)
Summary of Results
I was about to certify the winner but then I saw this photo and, well, you can’t argue against such infinite cuteness:
This announcement of the state of the vote by the Election Commissioner shall be deemed a sufficient declaration of the person elected Craziest Person of the South Pacific but shall not be entered, together with the lists of votes cast, in the Election Management Portal because that’s too much work for me.