I should eat repeal GA #1
sad news:
Breaking News: Cato Johnson dies
Famous Conservative Senator and Caesarship Candidate Cato Johnson has just passed away at the age of 81. The Senator was suffering from dementia, heart disease, type 2 diabetes, arthritis, osteoporosis, chronic kidney disease and glaucoma and was facing pressure to drop out of the race due to his fragile state.
However he refused to and was holding a meeting with a constituent trying to get a grant for a new kind of window that was extremely durable. During the meeting, which was being held on the 99th floor of a building in Novum Ecobarum, Johnson decided to run into the window to test it’s strength, this triggered his heart disease, type 2 diabetes, arthritis and osteoporosis. Doctors are still wondering how running slowly could have triggered the diabetes, but no matter as the window popped open and Johnson plummeted to his death.
In an attempt to rescue the senator, the constituent grabbed rope and jumped out the window, however, the rope was too short and he didn’t even bother to attach it to anything so he too fell to his death.
Fellow candidate and Princeps Senatus/President pro Tempore of the senate Britney Williams recieved the news while giving a town hall speech regarding libido in cenetarians in her constituency. She held a minute of silence for him.
2 Likes
ded thred
I need to spend more time here
1 Like
I hate this thread
AN must be banned for hating this topic.
The Abcs is the best song ever made
I hate the south pacific
The above post is proof that Konsa must be deported from the South Pacific
2 Likes
I deport north
1 Like
I deport both of you so you can become lovers in a RomCom
1 Like
This RomCom is worse than Amy Schumer
2 Likes
I ship it
2 Likes
I eat ship
Friendship is difficult and scary
Friendship is easy you just need a mutual friend around so you’re atleast familiar with one person in a group
1 Like
Zhung will be a great MoC
1 Like
I should change my username to Zhung
2 Likes
Zhung sucks, name yourself gnauhZ
1 Like
I am now supreme delegate