The above post contains a lie
The below post is a conspiracy theory.
The post above is coming from a cheating, gun stealing, minority protecting, LIBTARD!
Ewww liberals am I right?
Global warming is wrong, it should be renamed into Global Destruction by Humanity.
There are no hot takes.
Hot dogs are not hot dogs.
Dogs are not dogs
The above post is weird
The above poster is weird (respectfully)
We are all Petea
I am not petea
Everyone is Petea except Hao for some reason
What if everything is made out of pie?
Well, pie is made out of matter, everything is made out of matter, therefore everything is made out of pie.
Pies are solid and cakes are solid, which means pies are cakes. Therefore, PenguinPies can be PenguinCakes.
Penguins tend to thrive in cold areas, which is why PenguinIceCream is better than PenguinPies or PenguinCakes.
Since meat on ice cream is weird and less weird on pies, PenguinPies (also, PenguinCakes) are better than PenguinIceCream.
Hot takes must not die
The new fonts are pretty… uh, pretty.