Planes all look the same
We should replace airplane windows with funnels designed to suck people out - it gives them a good workout
Cake is a lie
Korean Air’s new livery actually looks pretty good
Ryanair makes landings that are smoother than butter
Cayo is not good at thinking of hot takes to post.
You should be able to drive if you have a Legoland driving license
Pilot fights should be the global standard for warfare - hidden rocks allowed
We should destroy all pies
We should love all desserts equally.
The dress is silver and blue.
Computers running Cities: Skylines 2 in the winter can replace heaters.
MEAT is wrong. (not meat tho… I love chicken)
TEAM is weird. (not team, I mean T.E.A.M.)
We are all weird
TUAv is torture
Road rage should be legal so long as whoever cut you off is stupid
Ban all cars. Return to horse
Ban all horse. Return to feet
Ban all feet. Walk on hands