Count to 20 without a Legislator posting

1

z e r o

U n o

Yes, but I switched sides.

2

I refuse to acknowledge your switch

One

Good gamer move.

Uh oh, looks like it’s been set to zero.

2 Likes

I also refuse to acknowledge you, so it’s still one

and then it’s still zero. Uh oh

Um no, you don’t exist so it’s still one

woah i dont exist! i guess you’re count doesn’t exist anymore! zero

But yours doesn’t either, so let’s compromise by adding our two numbers together and leaving the count at that? So it’s one now, and you can’t disagree since it’s a fair compromise

but i say NEIN!
zero

You can’t say no if you don’t exist, so it’s still 1

oh no i have launched a nuke at your timer!
zero

The count is at 1 nuke, I’m surprised you’re bringing it up and not back to zero

but then the nuke dissapears in mid air, zero!

Wow not even carrying out your plan to nuke the 1 into a 0

0

I count one zero, so clearly the count is at 1, my are you bad at this

but then it’s zero