Constitution II of the South Pacific

Article 1053: The Chief Justice will prepare the sandwich the Delegate eats.

Article 1054: The Chair of the Assembly shall perform clean up duties after the Delegate’s sandwich.

Article 1055: Every able-bodied TSPer has to do at least 5 push-ups on Sundays.

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Article 1056: Nations with a population under300 million shall stay off the lawns of nations with a population of 10 billion or more.

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Article 1057: The Assembly will offer a grant worth a lifetime supply of food for a hundred llamas for any nation that adopts the llama as their national animal.

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Article 1057: Nations with a national animal that is not a llama must provide the Assembly with one weeks worth of llama food or financial equivalent annually.

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Article 1059: To avoid violations of Article 1000, Article 1001 and Article 1002, new Articles are permitted to renumber previous Articles that may have violated the aforementioned Articles. Volaworand’s Article 1057 is renamed Article 1058.

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Article 1060: Llamalese may not be used for official documents.

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Article 1061: Lordnwahs is officially commended for Article 1059.

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Article 1062: Lordnwahs is also condemned for Article 1059.

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Article 1063: High Court proceedings shall be translated into llamalese at the request of any party to the proceedings.

Article 1064: Pizza is legalized again.

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Article 1065: The direction North shall henceforth be refferenced as South Plus One Half Circumpolar Orbit.

Article 1066: All compasses are to be modified to reflect the changes as stated in Article 1065.

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Article 1067: Fine dining establishments with more than 20 seats must offer at least one meatless menu option.

Article 1068: Fine dining establishments with more than 40 seats must accommodate llamas.

Article 1069: Restaurants with drive-thru windows must have said windows at adult llama shoulder height, and the lanes must be wide enough to accomodate two adult llamas standing side by side.

Article 1070: The right to arm bears shall not be infringed upon.

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Article 1071: Armed Bears who wish carry concealed weapons must posess a permit issued by the Council on Regional Security after passing a background check.

Article 1072: Every legislator must look after at least one cobra.

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